August 2008

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 I lift up my eyes to the hills— where does my help come from?  My help comes from the LORD, the Maker of heaven and earth.  He will not let your foot slip— he who watches over you will not slumber; Psalm 121:1-2

Our Girl "Ms Maggie"

Maggie asleep in Grandpa's chair

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She has got a good thing going and she don't want anyone messing it up! 

God is so Good!

After starting a new diet  a lady altered her drive to work to avoid  passing her favorite bakery.  One morning she  accidentally drove by the bakery and as she approached, there in the window were a host of goodies and a big special sale sign!    She  felt  this was no accident, so she prayed ... "Lord, it's up to you, if you want me to  have any of those delicious goodies, create a parking place for me directly in front of the bakery." And sure enough, On the eighth time around the block .... there it was! God is so Good!

 

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The Raffel

Young Chuck, moved to Texas and bought a Donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but, I have some bad news, the donkey died.'

 

Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'

 

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

 

Chuck said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'

 

The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?

 

Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

 

The farmer said, You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'

 

Chuck said, 'Sure I can Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

 

A month later, the farmer met up with  Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'

 

Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00.'

 

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

 

Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

 

Chuck now works for the government!!!

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Thoughts Of A Country Boy by Ed Richards

We are in the "Dog Days of Summer." The time when we would much rather be lounging by the pool than working or making a sales call.  How do we get motivated to get out of these slump times?  I don't know except YOU JUST DO IT!


I am reminded of the story of a little frog and a little rabbit crossing a meadow when the little frog fell into a rut.  The rabbit said "Little frog you better get out of that rut!" The little frog replied "Oh I can't get out, the sides are too high, I just can't make it, the rut is too deep!" The rabbit went on his way leaving the little frog in the rut.  A few day later the rabbit met the little frog hopping across the meadow on one of his morning excursions. I thought you said "You couldn't get out of the rut?"  The little frog said "I didn't think I could until I looked back and saw that semi-truck coming! 


On a more personal basis, July was a good month.  Sales were up at the shop.

Our Houston Kids came home for a couple of days.  We had good response from our first news letter.  Thanks for the emails and comments.  Keep those "Goodies"

coming!  We are starting to archive them on the website where everyone can have access to them.  

 

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Ray & Bubba (Red Neck Engineers) -


Ray & Bubba were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. 'We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole,' said Bubba,'but we don't have a ladder.' The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down.  Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, 'Eighteen feet, six inches,'and walked away. Ray shook his head and laughed. 'Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the length!'


Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government.


You're Not My Flight Instructor? -


His request approved, the Fox News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. 


Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'. 


The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off. Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.' 


'Why?' asked the pilot. 


'Because I'm a photographer for Fox Cable News,' he responded. 'And I need to get some close up shots.'  


The pilot was deathly silent for a moment, turned pale, finally he stammered,  'So, what you're telling me, is . .. you're NOT my flight instructor?'



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